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Hoodedsniper
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March 09, 2010, 01:00:35 PM

Slam my cock.

Would you rather...
Loose your ears
Or
loose your fingers.
JoTheShmo
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March 09, 2010, 02:53:42 PM

I would rather LOSE my fingers. I could just get prothetic ones.

Would you rather...
Eat a spider
OR
Put an earthworm in your butt.
Miroku
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March 09, 2010, 03:05:56 PM

Spank the monkey.
Would you rather...
Slam your cock against a table
Or
Punch yourself in the eye till' it turns black

Cock. Painless. LOLOLOLOL.

Would you rather...
Fight a man who has bear hands (BEAR HANDS)
OR
Eat hickory smoked horse buttholes
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March 09, 2010, 03:24:59 PM

Cock. Painless. LOLOLOLOL.

Would you rather...
Fight a man who has bear hands (BEAR HANDS)
OR
Eat hickory smoked horse buttholes

Bear hands, Im only into teriayki smoked horse buttholes.


Would you rather....
Have Bobby Brown shoot 4 rubber bands at you cock
OR
Have Diane Sawyer stick a straw up your butt
Miroku
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March 09, 2010, 03:26:14 PM

Bear hands, Im only into teriayki smoked horse buttholes.


Would you rather....
Have Bobby Brown shoot 4 rubber bands at you cock
OR
Have Diane Sawyer stick a straw up your butt

Don't know who either of them are. If I had to pick, I'd do the straw up the butt, but I'll let someone else take this one.
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March 09, 2010, 05:57:53 PM

I don't see why you ignored the 2 posts after the cock slam.

Would you rather...
Eat a spider
OR
Put an earthworm in your butt.

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March 09, 2010, 05:58:55 PM

I don't see why you ignored the 2 posts after the cock slam.

Would you rather...
Eat a spider
OR
Put an earthworm in your butt.

Eat a spider because they are delicious.
Miroku
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March 09, 2010, 08:42:11 PM

I don't see why you ignored the 2 posts after the cock slam.

I tend to ignore posts on the next page out of habit

Eat a spider because they are delicious.

Would you rather...
Eat a dick
OR
Receive a hot dicking?
Frost
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March 09, 2010, 11:01:04 PM

receive a hot dicking, if only from DR TRAN

would you rather
Slam your own penis inside a door of a luxury sedan.
OR
Bring your newborn babies and hit it with a brick.
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March 10, 2010, 04:04:02 AM

receive a hot dicking, if only from DR TRAN

would you rather
Slam your own penis inside a door of a luxury sedan.
OR
Bring your newborn babies and hit it with a brick.

No one? Just me? Ok.

Hit the baby because no one says how hard I have to hit it. But slam the door implies "mutilate myself"

Would you rather:

A.Live with a bullet wound in your head
B.Go to jail for 20 years for shooting someone in the head knowing it was self defense
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March 10, 2010, 03:13:43 PM

No one? Just me? Ok.

Hit the baby because no one says how hard I have to hit it. But slam the door implies "mutilate myself"

Would you rather:

A.Live with a bullet wound in your head
B.Go to jail for 20 years for shooting someone in the head knowing it was self defense

Live, obviously. And the other would drive me to anus-widening insanity.

Would you rather...
Kill your own mother with a broken lawn chair
OR
Receive a hot dicking from a hobosexual? (NSFW NSFW NSFW THE MOST NON SAFE FOR WORK NSFW EVER)
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March 10, 2010, 03:18:48 PM

Live, obviously. And the other would drive me to anus-widening insanity.

Would you rather...
Kill your own mother with a broken lawn chair
OR
Receive a hot dicking from a hobosexual? (NSFW NSFW NSFW THE MOST NON SAFE FOR WORK NSFW EVER)

Recieve the hot dicking, hobosexuals are my thing

WOULD YOU RATHER:
Have Clay Aiken eat peanut butter off your nuts
OR
Have Stevie Wonder shave your ass hairs
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March 10, 2010, 03:30:20 PM

Recieve the hot dicking, hobosexuals are my thing

WOULD YOU RATHER:
Have Clay Aiken eat peanut butter off your nuts
OR
Have Stevie Wonder shave your ass hairs

STEE-VIE

STEE-VIE

Would you rather...
Have Clay Aiken eat peanut butter off your nuts wearing a dildo-shaped hat
OR
Have Stevie Wonder shave your ass hairs while wearing a penis-shaped tie (and nothing else)
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March 10, 2010, 04:05:36 PM

Hmmm.
I choose Stevie.
Because Clay's hat would probably be bonking me in the chin while he was eating.

WOULD YOU RATHER:
Stick you head in a women's vagina
OR
Have George Bush shave his asshairs into your asshole, then fart them in his mouth.
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March 10, 2010, 05:13:37 PM

WOULD YOU RATHER:
Stick you head in a women's vagina
OR
Have George Bush shave his asshairs into your asshole, then fart them in his mouth.
Bush. I don't really care how dirty my asshole gets, seeing as it's... well... an asshole.

Would you rather...
Wake up to find out you were covered in [INSERT ANIMAL WHICH YOU ARE MOST AFRAID OF]s,
OR
Never see any [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL HERE]s ever again?
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March 10, 2010, 05:23:56 PM

Bush. I don't really care how dirty my asshole gets, seeing as it's... well... an asshole.

Would you rather...
Wake up to find out you were covered in [INSERT ANIMAL WHICH YOU ARE MOST AFRAID OF]s,
OR
Never see any [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL HERE]s ever again?

favorite animals; I hate animals, I just hate some less than others, like snakes... I can live in a world without snakes

does darthwill count as an animal?

Would you rather...
Wake up to KFC and find out it is rotten?
OR
Wake up to rotten and find out it is KFC?
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March 10, 2010, 05:30:42 PM

Wake up to rotten and find out it is KFC, because I hate KFC.


Would you rather...
Go deaf permanently (no amount of surgery can fix this)
OR
Have annoying songs loop in your head repeatedly
JoTheShmo
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March 10, 2010, 06:06:32 PM

Songs.
I would hate to lose my hearing.
Would you rather...
Spend you life learning Chinese
OR
Spend you life in a very boring job?

As in only focusing on MASTERING the whole Chinese language for your whole life.
Miroku
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March 10, 2010, 06:12:40 PM

Songs.
I would hate to lose my hearing.
Would you rather...
Spend you life learning Chinese
OR
Spend you life in a very boring job?

As in only focusing on MASTERING the whole Chinese language for your whole life.

boring = eaaasyyyyyy. I pick that

Would you rather...
Eat a brick (the red kind)
OR
Eat a 2x4 plank of wood
Mustang
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March 10, 2010, 06:22:50 PM

Eat the wood

Would you rather...
Ask her out and get rejected
OR
Ride with the crush and go no further
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