ATTN: TTT players

[Miroku]

you will find this relevant

this is better than the time I raped 14 people (of 16, including myself; 1 traitor post-round, he knifed the other traitor and I was left with everybody else) with a HUGE before the timer hit 12:00 (counting down from 15:00)

no, even better

so on the Alters server, there is this mic guy named Rusty Shackleford whose first act as traitor is to buy a knife and knife Shaeandra if s/he/it is in the server

so this round, I was traitor, bored (being traitor disrupted my suicide cycle while reading Cracked articles) and Rusty wasn't traitor, nor was Shae

so I bought a knife,

(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: LOL
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: I have an idea
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: I'm going to drop a knife in tunnels
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: because I'm bored
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: and tell rusty to come
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: and see what happens
Butts: excuse me mouse
Sly: BANG
Butts: ow
Butts: you got me to 54 health
Butts: wtf
Internet Tough Guy: RUSTY
Butts: anyone have a health station
Internet Tough Guy: RUSTY
Internet Tough Guy: RUSTY

(rusty: what, tough guy? what do you want now)

Internet Tough Guy: I found out a way to make it up to you
Butts: dollie
Internet Tough Guy: come to the middle tunnel
Butts: do you have a health station
Internet Tough Guy: the exact middle of the tunnel
Sly: SURROUND SHAE
Internet Tough Guy: for killing you last map (I killed him on canyon earlier and he got pissed)
Internet Tough Guy: p.s. I'm fenix

(rusty: okay, I'm here. what am I supposed to be seeing?)

Internet Tough Guy: what's on the ground?

(rusty: ...)
(rusty: ohohoho. thanks. ohohohoho.) (he was obnoxiously obvious about it, I think Rusty might have autism or something)

Butts: dollie
Butts: do you have a health station
Internet Tough Guy: hur hur hur

(rusty: ooooh shaaae, where are you, I want to give you a huuuuug)
(shae: LOL no way)
(rusty: yes way)

NBK - dollie-love-: yea
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: :O
Butts: can i use it
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: funniest thing ever
NBK - dollie-love-: sure come to ship
NBK - dollie-love-: mouse let go of it\
Internet Tough Guy: shae
Internet Tough Guy: shae
Sly: Can I hug you with my penis?
Internet Tough Guy: I can tell you for a fact rusty is not a traitor

(rusty: hug?)
(shae: well okay)
(he does it and is immediately killed)

(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: seizing with laughter
....called that at the beginning of the round. - Shaeandra (<--- he's dead but an admin)
(TRAITOR) Internet Tough Guy: give me a minute

(they identify rusty and shae, both innocent)

WHAT THE HELL - Shaeandra (he expected him to be a traitor)

so Rusty technically just rdm'd Shae for teh lulz

and he got slaid the next round but it was the lulziest thing ever

I went on the WIN THE ROUND after revealing to Shae that I was in fact traitor by copy pastaing the traitor chat text where I said I was going to drop the knife

then I farmed them in the tower


the above is copy pasta from the chat, and I added the parts with rusty and shae talking because they use mics

[Hoodedsniper]

shae is so fucking obnoxious.

[ÐezShadow]

That's what he says about you guys.

[Hoodedsniper]

what do you mean "you guys"

you racist.

[Niobium]

This seems fun, I'd like to join you sometime

[Hoodedsniper]

TTT is actually a shitload of fun. Its just the people and little british kids you need to work around.

[JoTheShmo]

And the admins like Erwin.
I have never seen him do anything to administrate but:
HAAAAY GUYYYYS LOOOK IM HEEEEREE WELCOMMME MEEE PLEEEASE - Erwin The German

He's never even slain anyone...


Also I made a topic in the admin section that was quite useful showing you what to do if you don't have someone's steam ID that you need to ban (Go to the recently played with players, get his community ID, go to a converter, blah blah)
After that, MOST of the admins continued to just post, "Just bind a key to status"
"I agree"
"Yeah, status works"
"Yeah, why would you need to go to this trouble"
"Yeah use status"
ect.
I don't see why they would possibly need to raise their post count on a forum like that, and they were just completely spamming an entire 3 pages worth...
Gah I need to calm down about them.

[Niobium]

Gah I need to calm down about them.

Forget about those fools, the demons of the netherworld will slay the ignorant

[Hoodedsniper]

last time i checked, which was tomorrow ago.

Tf2 > ttt

But hey im just giving facts

[The Robster]

last time i checked, which was tomorrow ago.

Tf2 > ttt

But hey im just giving facts

Maybe if they did a ttt mod for tf2 it would work out...

[ÐezShadow]

Last I checked, Hooded. This wasn't the TF2 forums was it?

[Hoodedsniper]

dunno, gonna have to wait till tomorrow.

[JoTheShmo]

I want a full-blown TTT HL2 mod.

[Miroku]

I want a full-blown roleplay mod

so that all the faggots can leave g-mod

[The Robster]

I want a full-blown roleplay mod

so that all the faggots can leave g-mod

1x agree

[JoTheShmo]

Its only because rp is VERY easy to code.
Although simple gamemodes like suicide barrels are prolly easier from scratch, there are so many openly-moddable rp scripts that people change to pretend they can code.

[The Robster]

Bump. Rant.

The shotgun and the m16 are nerfed as fuck. I shoot people in the head and 79% of the shots don't register for me. I SEE BLOOD coming out of their head but it keeps saying "healthy". I am constantly getting t bagged by people with the better weapons.

Someone needs to fix their sweps or something.

[Miroku]

Bump. Rant.

The shotgun and the m16 are nerfed as fuck. I shoot people in the head and 79% of the shots don't register for me. I SEE BLOOD coming out of their head but it keeps saying "healthy". I am constantly getting t bagged by people with the better weapons.

Someone needs to fix their sweps or something.

yeah



yeah

they fucked up my lucky shotgun so I just use mac10 now (it's the new op weapon)

[JoTheShmo]

They aren't nerfed it's just that the hitboxes suck dick.